Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?

The Lenin closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbhammock
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Manifesto

Engels and Marx were outside a cafe. They do good tea here said Engels. Too expensive said Marx it’s proper tea, and all proper tea is theft.

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What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?

They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.

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What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber's manifesto?

Ok boomer.

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In the interest of history, I tried to read Adolf Hitler's manifesto.

But it was too Kampflicated.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I went to go download the Communist Manifesto on Audible

...but the reviews said it's only good on paper

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Personally, i agree with the communist manifesto
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Why is the Communist Manifesto written in all lowercase?

Because Marx didn’t like capitalism

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Sup /r/dadjokes. I turned some of your jokes into simple graphics for shirts. And I wrote The Dad Joke Manifesto. Join the movement!

I spent a good portion of my youth rolling my eyes at my father's jokes. But deep down, I loved 'em. I have a great Dad. But I'm not really the best at saying "I love you". I was reading /r/dadjokes recently and I had an idea. I should turn my Dad's favorite joke into a t-shirt. Then, on Father's Day, I could video chat with him while I wear the shirt.

I think he would love the shit out of that, you know? Like, maybe he will think "Wow, my son gets it. He actually likes my humor!"

Then I thought, I could turn a bunch of these jokes into shirts. So I did. You can see them here:

http://www.funnyshirts.org/s/dadjokes

And then I thought, man, if I could get more people to do nothing else on Father's Day but to embrace their Dad's sense of humor... that would be pretty cool. It would make a lot of Dads happy.

So I wrote the Dad Joke Manifesto:

http://dadjokemanifesto.tumblr.com/themanifesto

You don't have to use t-shirts. Just make a good joke. Employ puns. Think about your Dad's style, his favorite joke, and embrace it.

If you can dig it, then join the movement. Send me your favorite Dad Jokes. Join us on:

Facebook

Twitter

Tumblr

If nothing else, follow along for some good dad jokes.

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Gender Discrimination

We had elections earlier in our university and one of the panels comes up to us and gives us a whole speech about why we should vote for them. They even bring in a manifesto and everything expressing every single benefits we could get from voting them. They later tell us how they're not gender biased and have a female in their panel where-as the opposition doesn't. I stand up all serious and shit and tell them how their panel falls under gender discrimination. They ask me why.

This piece of paper says manifesto.

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