My wife booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project.

I asked her if it's a fusion restaurant. She blew up at me.

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Went to a restaurant called the Manhattan Project

It was not an Asian fusion restaurant. 1 Star.

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We all know where the Big Apple is but,

Do we know where the Minneapolis?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddiseeus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2022
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What do you call a small dog from Manhattan?

A New Yorkie

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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Manhattan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I really like that actress in β€œHouse of Cards,” β€œManhattan” and β€œThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”

I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Manhattan
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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When Manhattan Project workers needed to keep their jobs secret, they would leave and tell their loved ones:

"I'm going on a fission trip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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So I work at a coffee shop in Manhattan

I'm the baker in the back so every now and then I go bother the barista.

Me: Hey can you make a drink for me?
Her: Sure what did you want?
Me: Two shots of espresso and some steamed milk. Her: A latte?
Me: No just a little.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Talking about the new construction over the west side railyard in manhattan. Me: Do you think it'll be stable?

Dad: I dunno, are there gonna be any horses in it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/identitycrisis1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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you get it... y-you.. you get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/equishh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why was the Native American bartender fired?

He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My dad's favorite joke

"So a French man arrives in New York having just gotten off of his flight. He calls a cab over so he can go to see his relatives in Manhattan. The driver looks out the window and says, 'You need a ride?' to which the French man responds, 'Oui oui, Monsieur.' The cab driver then says, 'Not in my car, you don't!' and drives off."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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My mom said that she took her computer to the "Genius Bar".

"Did you order a Manhattan?"

Actually said by my actual science-dad.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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My wife made a reservation…

At a restaurant called the Manhattan Project. I asked if it was fusion cuisine.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the…

Minneapolis

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the

Minneapolis?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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We all know where the Big Apple is but do you know where the...

Minneapolis?

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