Mandated Puns

Looks like they're raising the chocolate bar.

It was Cole's Law.

You boydate

New mandates

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

I said no, it's a mandate

It is considered a Man Date Mandate.

A mandate.

Is it a federal mandate?

It's the mandate of heaven.

In other words, we had a mandate for a man-date.

(yes, we are both guys)

Happened earlier today, Mom was on the phone trying to set up the direct debit payment with the phone provider.

Dad: "How's it going?"

Mom: "He (call centre employee) says he's going to send me a mandate to fill in"

Dad: "That's fine, but you're definitely not going on any mandate!"

Mother was not amused... I was...

Professor: "Does anyone know what the definition of a mandate is?"

Steven chuckles

Professor: "Steven, you are chuckling like you know the answer."

Steven: "No...I just have a funny image in my head."

Professor notably irritated

Professor: "Do I want to know?"

Steven: "Well, Bush and Cheney are hanging out at a restaurant...on a mandate."

Professor actually appreciates joke, rest of class groans

Props, Steven. I lost my shit.

...has anyone seen it? Seriously, it's been gone for a while.