I asked my wife how her mammogram went.

"Smashing."

I love this woman.

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👤︎ u/ericzhill
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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It is suggested that women over the age of 55 get a mammogram every 2 years.

Shouldn’t men be recommended to get sirograms?

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📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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Mammogram

Wife to friend who does mammograms: "Do you have to schedule a mammogram or can you walk-in?"

Mammography tech friend: "It's best if you make an appointment."

Me: "So you're saying that you might be able to squeeze her in?..."

Dad joke, boob joke, and the room actually laughed - I just had my 4th kid and I'm really feeling on point.

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👤︎ u/EatsMeat
📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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