Male Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "Male Horse"

What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?

Your neighbours.

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👤︎ u/TsundereMan
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.

It's a perfect em-mule-ation.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a small, male horse that lives next to you?

A neighboy.

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👤︎ u/buketmann
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What is it called when a loud horse and a male pig sitting on a car?

A neighborhood .

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👤︎ u/imoWiz
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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If I had male donkeys and female horses...

I'd breed them together and use their children around this time of year to spread some mule-tide cheer.

Merry Christmas (Eve)!

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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Scary Horses

Sir Longbottom of Yorkshire, England has 20 horses in his stable. 9 are males and 11 are females. Why are them 11 females scary?

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👤︎ u/swirling_stardust
📅︎ May 27 2021
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Belly Jons." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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👤︎ u/Teachdis
📅︎ May 02 2018
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