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Male Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "Male Horse"

What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?

Your neighbours.

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👤︎ u/TsundereMan
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.

It's a perfect em-mule-ation.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a small, male horse that lives next to you?

A neighboy.

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👤︎ u/buketmann
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What is it called when a loud horse and a male pig sitting on a car?

A neighborhood .

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👤︎ u/imoWiz
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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If I had male donkeys and female horses...

I'd breed them together and use their children around this time of year to spread some mule-tide cheer.

Merry Christmas (Eve)!

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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Scary Horses

Sir Longbottom of Yorkshire, England has 20 horses in his stable. 9 are males and 11 are females. Why are them 11 females scary?

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👤︎ u/swirling_stardust
📅︎ May 27 2021
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