What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MacSteele13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
🚨︎ report
Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?

Because he is sitting in his deck

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
🚨︎ report
My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.

He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
🚨︎ report
My Stepdad was a Magician who lost his Magic and became a Guard instead

He’s my Guardian

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
🚨︎ report
A man finds a magic lamp

He runs the lamp and a genie pops outs, and says, β€œI’ll grant you three wishes, but your ex wife gets twice whatever you wish for.” The man thinks for a minute and says, β€œOkay first wish is for a million dollars.” β€œOkay” says the genie, β€œyour ex wife also now has two million dollars” The man thinks for another minute and says, β€œ I wish for a Lamborghini” β€œAs you wish” says the genie β€œyour ex now has two Lamborghinis” Finally after a few minutes the man says, β€œfor my final wish, I wanna be beaten half to death”

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cnechiporenko
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a gecko who knows magic?

Lizard wizard

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/whatknot2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/onefoot19toes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Great_Hobos_Beard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
🚨︎ report
Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/finchieIRL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magic owl?

Who-dini

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanpirate420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
🚨︎ report
Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?

A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out β€œWait! Don’t cut me down! I’m a magical talking tree!” The lumberjack replies β€œYou may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!”

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CactusMan313
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

πŸ‘︎ 70
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ifruitninja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoodini.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
🚨︎ report
Magic carpet?
πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LilliCherry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? /r/Jokes/comments/l6j0r7/…
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabadoor

^woof

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lesbianqueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
🚨︎ report
It's magic
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Magic the Scattering
πŸ‘︎ 63
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
🚨︎ report
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

πŸ‘︎ 842
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
🚨︎ report
A young boy finds a magic lamp

He rubs theΒ lamp, and a genieΒ appears and says,Β β€œWhat is your firstΒ wish?”

The kid says, β€œIΒ wish I were rich!” The genie replies,Β β€œIt is done! What isΒ your second wish,Β Rich?”

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who loses his magic??

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 146
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/laserspewpew_
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 139
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician without magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

Ian.

πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Navitach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

πŸ‘︎ 142
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
🚨︎ report
A magic tractor drove down the road ...

and turned into a field!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
🚨︎ report
A magic tractor drives down the road...

and turns into a field.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sherlock7337
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
🚨︎ report
What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonymousCoward50
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

πŸ‘︎ 698
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabra..

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgreyeyes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Magician without magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 42
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

β€œYou can't cut me down,” the tree complains. β€œI’m a talking tree!”

The man responds, β€œYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pdarigan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Trixie

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
My dog is magic!

It's a Labracadrabrador

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/larrydavid1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?

Ian

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSinkingShit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a magician that has lost their magic?

Ian.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/illthinkofonel8er
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.