Lyme Puns

New cases have lately been on an uptick.

I still had a few ticks up my sleeve

Lime disease

http://imgur.com/gallery/XgScS7E

Now I have corona and lymes

Because then we’d have corona with Lyme

I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona

Lyme Disease.

It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease

and I like my Corona without Lyme.

Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.

It's lyme disease.

If I catch the Corona Virus, I hope I get Lyme Disease too.

Corona just isn't the same without a lime.

A corona gets its Lyme.

Lyme

Lyme Disease

So a tick bit his butt and he wanted to make sure he wasn't going to get lyme disease, so he went to a doctor. The doctor had to see the bite location so my dad had to lower his pants. But when he did, the doctor couldn't find the bite so my dad was just standing there em-bare-assed.

My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:

"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"

They're giving people Lyme AIDS

We were riding in the car on our way to Atlantic City, New Jersey. Things were surprisingly calm for my family of five. Kids in the back, parents up front. Randomly, my sister asks my brother if he still has Lyme disease. He caught it two summers ago when we lived in an area with many ticks. My brother replies, "no, not anymore". Then my dad turns to face us from the passenger seat: "Yeah, it turned into Lemon disease". I chuckled because I immediately was reminded of this subreddit but my brother wasn't as amused. "Not even a little fucking funny".

Lol.

really ticks me off.

If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.

Lyme disease...

Lyme Disease

Lyme disease

Lyme disease

Lyme

Lyme disease!

Lyme disease

Courtesy of my father.

Know what goes well with Coronavirus? Lyme disease.

Lyme disease