Lyme disease Puns

New cases have lately been on an uptick.

I still had a few ticks up my sleeve

So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-

"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"

Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.

Lime disease

http://imgur.com/gallery/XgScS7E

It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease

Lyme Disease.

My dad said, “You find a girl with Lyme disease!”

It's lyme disease.

Lyme Disease

So a tick bit his butt and he wanted to make sure he wasn't going to get lyme disease, so he went to a doctor. The doctor had to see the bite location so my dad had to lower his pants. But when he did, the doctor couldn't find the bite so my dad was just standing there em-bare-assed.

My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:

"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"

We were riding in the car on our way to Atlantic City, New Jersey. Things were surprisingly calm for my family of five. Kids in the back, parents up front. Randomly, my sister asks my brother if he still has Lyme disease. He caught it two summers ago when we lived in an area with many ticks. My brother replies, "no, not anymore". Then my dad turns to face us from the passenger seat: "Yeah, it turned into Lemon disease". I chuckled because I immediately was reminded of this subreddit but my brother wasn't as amused. "Not even a little fucking funny".

Lol.

really ticks me off.

Lyme disease...

Lyme disease

Lyme disease

Lyme disease!

Lyme disease

Courtesy of my father.

Know what goes well with Coronavirus? Lyme disease.

Lyme disease