I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today.
His mom was furious!!
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but itβs the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
If Ina Garten married Danny DeVito her new name would be...
Ina Garten DeVito honey,
Donβt you know that Iβm lovin you
Ina Garten DeVito baby,
Donβt you know that Iβll always be true
I farted in Burger King
It was an absolute whopper
Dad jokes rock imgur.com/a/5OMFT
Why is the mascot of McDonald's a clown?
Bcoz they're lovin 'IT'!
[Creative Jeopardy] This is what my Dad did to scare off my new boyfriend. [xpost /r/DailyDouble] reddit.com/r/DailyDouble/β¦
My relationship has been full of these
My better half is feeling tender after drinking and wasn't really able to say a full sentence.
She asked who needs full sentences and I replied criminals. Fun lovin? Not if they get full sentences.
