A list of puns related to "Lose Weight"
I call it a Tramp o' Lean
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
He goes on a DIE-et!
Too many cowlories.
But I always end up skipping it.
last week I jumped in the air and got stuck.
It got its appendix removed.
but it keeps finding me
He becomes a lifter.
It made bud light
Hey switched to a byte sized diet.
I lost 10 pounds
They said βItβs the keto my success!β
You must get struck by lightening.
Because they watch what they eat.
Should win the Nobelly Prize.
You can always get thinner there.
It was a wife-altering decision.
"Yes. Help me find it!"
You'd lose a skeleTON!
Cut off your head!
Bonus: my mom hates it when my dad tells this joke.
Dad: You are starting to gain weight. You need to need to start exercising.
Mom: Well where is the treadmill we used to own?
Dad: It went for a walk.
Dad: You know, I might start doing bodybuilding
Me: Yeah?
Dad: Yeah! Do you know where I can buy the parts?
I lost 10 pounds.
But it keeps catching up to me.
But it always finds me
It made bud light.
but weight keeps trying to find me
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