Longhaired Puns

A list of puns related to "Longhaired"

My longhaired friend showed up at my house yesterday with the sides of his head shaved and asked if he should keep it...

I told him to give it a few days and mullet over.

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👤︎ u/egzavier
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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HELP: I need the ultimate dad joke cat name.

Tomorrow we will be adopting a new kitten, and I am hoping to find the most appropriate name that is fun and punny and appropriately a dad joke. Give me your best (or worst) ideas!

For context, it’s a longhaired gray female kitten that’s about a year old. She’s replacing our 17 year old cat we put down today after a short illness.

EDIT: cat tax. https://postimg.cc/vDPj2brf

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👤︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
📅︎ Jan 28 2023
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