My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Classic art pun
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︎ Apr 26 2020
When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
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︎ Jan 05 2019
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
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︎ Apr 04 2014
Found this... fan art and thought I'd share
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
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︎ May 13 2021
So I just learned how to draw grayscale art,
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︎ Jun 10 2021
Popt-art
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︎ May 08 2021
I do punny art π Hope you guys like them.
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︎ May 06 2021
Cover art
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a baby goat that knows martial arts?
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︎ May 25 2021
How does a lazy martial arts trainer announce himself?
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︎ May 18 2021
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,
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︎ May 26 2021
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Two artists had an art contest.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?
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︎ May 09 2021
Even though the art thief and the photographer were friends,
Neither had ever taken the otherβs picture.
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︎ May 13 2021
What does fan art smell like?
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︎ May 14 2021
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
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︎ Mar 28 2021
My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
Iβm planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Art by Cyanide & Happiness
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Why did the art thiefβs van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call Catholic martial arts?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
The Earth without art is..
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︎ Dec 12 2020
art teacher: is that a bird or a plane
young clark kent: crumples self portrait
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I never liked art teachers...
They were always a bit sketchy.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Abbreviaton for Fan Art
And Abbreviaton of Fan Art should be called Fart
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Some fan art I made today
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?
Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.
Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I got an F in art class on purpose
I wanted my report card to spell out F art
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︎ Nov 15 2020
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
The Earth without 'art'...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
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