Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I knew a guy who disliked reflective headgear
You can say he was a matte hatter.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I punched my monitor...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think itβs too showoffy.
Personally, I can see myself in one of them.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...
You can run, but you can't hide!
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︎ May 27 2020
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
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︎ May 08 2020
Cleaning a mirror
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ May 22 2020
I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...
On reflection though, I donβt knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldnβt involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
You know what they say about hindsight!
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
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︎ May 29 2019
Page 22.) βYour Reflectionβ
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R
Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
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︎ Aug 21 2020
As I reflect back on my past, I remember the time when I forgot to pay my electric bill.
Those were some dark days.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Before work I look in the mirror...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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︎ Aug 29 2019
There are relatively few films with Dracula in them. On the other hand, films without Dracula...
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︎ May 03 2020
Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My wife tells me Iβve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess itβs time for some self-reflection.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors
Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors
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︎ May 13 2019
Best place to self-reflect is
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︎ Jun 16 2019
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Iβve been doing a lot of reflecting recently and have come to a realization
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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︎ Jun 22 2018
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
A joke about a suit that doesnβt fit?
Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as Iβve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I donβt remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didnβt fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but heβd always make this really theatrical voice and yell βhey! what did you do to my new suit?!β
If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What did the lion do when it saw a reflection of itself?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors
This doesn't reflect well on the protestors
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Why donβt vampires feel bad about the foul things they do?
Theyβre incapable of reflection.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?
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︎ Mar 17 2020
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I havenβt looked back since.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldnβt really see myself doing it
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