I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.
May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!
Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?
>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<
In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?
Tennessee
Wife: "My Gynecologist says I can't have sex for 2 weeks."
Husband: "What did the Dentist say?"
Why is it hard to break into Scotland?
Too many lochs
What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Muenster.
How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?
One Buck
What did the sea monster say to the comedian?
You're kraken me up
Why is Scotland, one of the most secure countries in the world?
They have the biggest Lochs
Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?
They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.
What kind of water keeps you from the treasure?
A Loch
What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.
One is a Loch Ness
The other is "Knock less"
What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?
Loch Ness Mobster
