Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?

>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiepye17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.

May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!

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How is Loch Ness Monster like Kesha?

He woke up in the mornin feelin like Tree-Fiddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renormalizer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Mystery un-loched
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why is it hard to break into Scotland?

Too many lochs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?

One Buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatmanJain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why is Scotland, one of the most secure countries in the world?

They have the biggest Lochs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoDashie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What did the sea monster say to the comedian?

You're kraken me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godset
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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What kind of water keeps you from the treasure?

A Loch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerkNZorg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?

Loch Ness Mobster

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