The Loch Puns

A list of puns related to "The Loch"

Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?

>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<

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👤︎ u/kiepye17
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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👤︎ u/TITANofATHENS
📅︎ May 06 2019
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I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.

May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!

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👤︎ u/Seerofthingsmissed
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Muenster.

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👤︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Why is Scotland, one of the most secure countries in the world?

They have the biggest Lochs

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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👤︎ u/NeoDashie
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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