Because they cantaloupe.
He's now old news
Yeah, the museum got Monet for nothing & Czechs for free
For now, at least, it appears the wurst is ova.
So I gave him a glass of water
Sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
It will be a low key funeral.
Next thing i knew, they decided to banh mi for life :(
Police say they have nothing to go on.
... but I ended up leaving. I found it way to cliquey.
“The other day a guy cut his arm off!”
“What did he do?”
“We put it in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctors reattached it, and he was back at work the next day”
“Wow! The marvels of modern medicine”
The following week the friends met up again…
“Anything interesting happen at the sawmill this week?”
“Yeah a guy cut off his leg”
“What did you do?”
“We put the leg in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctors reattached it, and he was back at work the next day”
“Wow! The marvels of modern medicine!”
The following week at their weekly meet up…
“Anything interesting at the sawmill this week?”
“Yeah a guy cut off his head”
“Let me guess, you put the head in a plastic bag, drove him to the hospital, the doctor’s reattached it, and he was back at work the next day?”
“No he died”
“What happened?”
“Far as we can tell he suffocated on the way to the hospital”
All credit to Lorne and Wally’s men from Maine here in Boston. Listened to them on the way to school and later, when I was older, on the way to work!
Sikh burn, dude.
Critics are calling it a broth of fresh air!
There's prose and cons.
... but I have some Twix up my sleeve.
Free tire rotations every time you drive.
So I have him a glass of water.
The police have nothing to go on.
I've been spending most my life living in an Amish pair o' dice.
Police are stumped
I looked at him with a straight face and said “Pollen”.
The air went outta the room and my wife looked at me like she wanted to kill me. My daughter and son groaned. All our friends just looked at the server like “we’re sorry”. The server looked at me with a grin like “just wait til you find out what I put in your food”.
Arigatou!
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
I didn’t know buying a pure-bread dog would have this many consequences.
He said the little blue kid got me fired.
I think it was called Port Mantoe.
Turned out to be a good deal too! When we came home he made a bolt for the door.
Yelled out, "Take me to your liter!"
I'm a seventh day ad dentist.
Unfortunately they're completely booked.
But he had no thyme to dye.
"Help my house is on fire," she yells.
"Where do you live?" the fire chief asks.
"I don't know," she answers.
The fire chief says "so how do you expect us to get there?"
The blonde sarcastically replies "duh, the big red truck!"
Walked behind her and said "wow, nice form" she started blushing then rolled her eyes when she saw me handing the guy at the front desk the form I was referring to 😆.
And I just got awared emloyee of the mouth!
Please join me in congratulating him on his semi-retirement.
The LAN down under.
Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.
My karate lessons finally paid off.
It was music to my ears.
There were a lot of pros and cons
They say if I make anymore bad puns they're going to Banh Mi..
" Hard back"? Asked the worker" yes " I replied " with little heads "
A bar-gain.
Cantaloupe
