Livery Puns

A list of puns related to "Livery"

Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him β€œHow come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why are UPS planes so generic looking?

Because they're a de-livery service

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdwordwords
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My wife and I were discussing buying a house with some land in the future...

And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."

I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."

Long pause...

"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyewitBass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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