Light Saber Puns

A list of puns related to "Light Saber"

Now I know why jedi made the light saber!

The heavy saber was to dark to see.

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👤︎ u/StatusFancy
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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👤︎ u/Doctor_Zakberg
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did Anakin Skywalker get when he waded into the river to save his padawan?

Ahsoka

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👤︎ u/holysitkit
📅︎ Mar 04 2023
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How does Darth Vader like his chocolate?

On the dark side.

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👤︎ u/DaNumDee
📅︎ Dec 21 2022
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The joke that got me arrested. I got pulled over by the police. When he got to my window he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I said "You wanted to ask me to the (city-name) Police Ball charity event?".

With a confused but serious look the officer replied "The (city-name) Police Department doesn't have any balls sir". After my brief chuckle he used the force to arrest me. Not the light force or the dark force. He used excessive force. The light sabers are black and made of wood but they really hurt. The force was strong with that one.

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👤︎ u/cantfindtherealslim
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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My toddler was watching The Empire Strikes Back today…

My wife sent a picture to the family WhatsApp of him watching Luke duel Vader captioned ‘Learning the art of the light saber!’ to which I responded:

‘By the end of that fight he will probably be twice as handy as Luke…’

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👤︎ u/Samiens3
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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My sword doesn’t weigh much

It’s my light saber

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👤︎ u/piginafez
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium

It would be a light saber

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👤︎ u/Stigjohan
📅︎ Feb 10 2016
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