Punny Dad at his best ...

I go to the sink in the kitchen to pour myself a glass of water. Punny Dad comes up behind me and starts lightly hitting the pipe.

Me: No Dad - Dad: 'Tap' water - Me: - I get it Dad!

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📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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While waiting to checkout at Party City, I see a dad buying at least two dozen inflated birthday balloons...

Older gent in front of me pipes up.

"You're certainly light on your feet!"

He looked so pleased with himself.

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📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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Dad's visiting and making sure we're fully supplied with dad jokes.

My dad and brother are visiting us, and we'd arranged it so my husband and I were going on vacation just as they were leaving. As I'm running around packing, my husband tells me that we're going to need to bring another bag after all. I commented, "We were supposed to be packing light for this trip!"

My dad, who's standing nearby, pipes in, "You don't have to pack lights. I'm pretty sure they have electricity there." We couldn't help but groan.

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📅︎ May 02 2014
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