Ancient Egyptians Puns

A list of puns related to "Ancient Egyptians"

Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call it when two ancient Egyptians fart at the same time?

Toot in common

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👤︎ u/HoldMyDirrk
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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I have two college friends who studied ancient Egyptian plumbing.

They were pharaoh faucet majors.

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👤︎ u/DragonHeinie
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.

Nevertiti.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?

A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

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👤︎ u/berryville_con
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians

I laughed historically!

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👤︎ u/lucab_lesp
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why did the ancient Egyptians have such great posture?

There had an abundance of Cairo-practors

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👤︎ u/dogdare
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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What did ancient Egyptian kings use to attract females?

Pharaoh moans.

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?

Ramen

(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)

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👤︎ u/TROLLDLLR
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

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👤︎ u/zu-den-sternen
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why did the ancient Egyptians die out?

Because they only had Mummies.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?

It was a pyramid scheme

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call an ancient egyptian

An old Giza!

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👤︎ u/humaid2003
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?

They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.

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👤︎ u/aidanadriana
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Have you heard about the ancient Egyptian ruler who asked for help in deciding which film to watch - Elf, Anchorman or Stepbrothers?

“What is your will, Pharaoh?”

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👤︎ u/Zorroroaster
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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I'm Just like the Ancient Egyptians!

I built my life around De Nile

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👤︎ u/ProcopiusAmounts
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...

...Temple-pedic mattresses...

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👤︎ u/code_engine
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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What kind of bus did the ancient Egyptians take?

A new bus!

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👤︎ u/RatedR4Revenge
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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How did Ancient Egyptians travel?

BY PHARAOH-PLANE

(My 7 and 6 year olds didn't laugh...)

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👤︎ u/Ashvasey
📅︎ Jul 05 2017
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What do you call the act of stealing Ancient Egyptian scrolls on the high seas?

Pa-piracy.

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👤︎ u/BackroomToaster
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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What did ancient Egyptians use to attract mates?

Pharaoh-mones.

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👤︎ u/BobbyBirdseed
📅︎ Feb 26 2016
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