A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.

The photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
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When the photon left its family behind,

It waved goodbye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
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A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.

"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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The barman says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

He was traveling light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
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Photons aren't heavy.

Because it is really light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepredictableone
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So a photon gets on a plane and the stewardess asks him if he has any luggage

And he says no, I'm traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrememudder89
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What’s it called when a tree finishes uploading photon particles into its system??

Photo-s-in-the-sys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misteramuk
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I started brewing my own lager called Photon.

It's light beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Accurate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
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Here's one about the traveling photon...

A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.

The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoyoadrienne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, Senor Photon?

Photon: C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks, "How much?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuardianoftheVoid
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Why do photons move faster than sound waves?

Because they’re traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Of course photons don't have mass...

...they are traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmxbftw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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A photon walks into a library

The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Whats in common with a feather and a photon?

They are both light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeCrab
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Today someone told me photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Terrible joke, only 3 stars.

Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memelord2131
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacredsnail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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I told my friend I'm afraid of the dark.

He told me to sleep on the photon.

We had to pull it out first, but it was really light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingerd33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspacecodyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Oh, dad...

I know a guy that crushes pepsi cans for a living. It's soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
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Let me know if any of these make you laugh!
  1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
  2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
  3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
  4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
  5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
  6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
  8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”
  9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
  10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrujaBean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Some of My Favorites

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.

A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zimxur
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Dad oneup'd my joke in the car today.

Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).

Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!

Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.

Me: Whaaaaaat?

Dad: Cause I like to light it up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elesteelman
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Chem professor dropped this on our lecture...

See how the basic unit is a photon? It has the same '-on' ending as other basic units - like electron, neutron, proton. Now what's the basic unit of sociology?

...

...

...

A pers-on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/486217935
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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Courtesy of my eye-rolling wife to tell to my kids when they grow up

Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):

What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark

Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"

Source

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avelertimetr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, β€œDo you have any luggage?”

Photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why doesn't the photon need help with its luggage?

Because it's travelling light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeimosDeist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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A photon checks into a hotel...

The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_h473_l337_5p34k
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A photon walks up to the airline counter

and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"

The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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A photon was at the airport, checking in for its flight. The agent asks it if it has any luggage.

The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banksy0726
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A photon checks into a hotel

the bellhop asks β€œcan I help you with your luggage?”, the photon replies β€œno thanks, I’m traveling light”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermegapixel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage...

But the photon say "Nah, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EreNyn3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel

When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

"No, I'm traveling light!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cats_n_things
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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A photon walks into a hotel...

A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitben01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Why didn’t the photon bring it’s suitcase?

Because it was traveling light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mase_in_mass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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A photon of light checks in to a hotel ...

the bellhop asks: "any bags?"

the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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TSA : "...so where is your luggage?"

Photon: "...I don't have any, I'm travelling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel.

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"

The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wishyouamerry
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