A list of puns related to "Photonics"
The photon replies, βNo, Iβm traveling light.β
It waved goodbye.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."
He needed a light snack
He was traveling light
Because it is really light.
And he says no, I'm traveling light.
Photo-s-in-the-sys
It's light beer.
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
Photon: C.
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
Because theyβre traveling light.
...they are traveling light.
The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"
They are both light.
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Terrible joke, only 3 stars.
Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"
He told me to sleep on the photon.
We had to pull it out first, but it was really light.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
I know a guy that crushes pepsi cans for a living. It's soda pressing.
Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!
What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.
A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale
Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).
Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!
Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.
Me: Whaaaaaat?
Dad: Cause I like to light it up!
One of the funniest school puns; science puns
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, theyβd be alloys.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
If youβre not part of the solution, youβre part of the precipitate.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, βNo, Iβm traveling light.β
Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because youβre talking nonsense!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says βI think Iβll have an H2O.β The second one says βI think Iβll have an H2O tooβ β and he died.
A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
What element is a girlβs future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your βstyle.β
Iβm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I canβt put it down.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnβt seem to be gaining momentum.
Why canβt atheists solve exponential equations? Because they donβt believe in higher powers.
Schrodingerβs cat walks into a bar. And doesnβt.
Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies βFor you, no chargeβ.
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: βOh, no, I think I lost an electron.β βAre you sure?β
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... keep reading on reddit β‘See how the basic unit is a photon? It has the same '-on' ending as other basic units - like electron, neutron, proton. Now what's the basic unit of sociology?
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A pers-on.
Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):
What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark
Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"
Photon replies, βNo, Iβm traveling light.β
He needed a light snack!
Because it's travelling light
The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".
and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"
The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."
The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"
the bellhop asks βcan I help you with your luggage?β, the photon replies βno thanks, Iβm traveling lightβ
But the photon say "Nah, I'm travelling light"
When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".
"No, I'm traveling light!"
A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Because it was traveling light!
the bellhop asks: "any bags?"
the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."
Photon: "...I don't have any, I'm travelling light."
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."
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