Because they think drag racing is too “woke”.
The Diffi Cult
With a cow-culator.
Courtesy of my 8-year old.
Because all last night I was subjected to her tutelage.
Because we all warship in our own way.
Because dentists make teeth straight and white.
They ask their blood type,
the priest replies, "Type A, the alpha, the omega, the one true God,"
the monk replies, "Type B, because all one must do is just be,"
the rabbit hops up and replies, "I'm a Type-O"
Because they aren't right
"Have you gone off your rocker?"
(A Dad joke for your child with a liberal arts degree)
and stand behind Alec Baldwin.
Because standing in front of him is fucking dangerous.
A Polar Bear
It's not much, but it's minefield.
Because you're supposed to apply lotion liberally
William Woollace.
This is because they refuse to apply sunscreen liberally.
It Taurus apart
It didn't work.
Period.
Oh the humanities!
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
Because he's transparent
Liber-tea
Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.
By applying a liberal amount.
LiberTEA
(Im not sorry)
It’s all because of the left-wing liberal median.
Ok, we’re reserved. Wild and crazy but reserved. Kind of moderate liberals.
So, I teach Spanish at a small liberal arts college in the Carolinas. This morning my basic Spanish class was going over a reading comprehension exercise about a clothing store called "Corona." Corona means 'crown' in English. The ad had all kinds of words dealing with royalty, kings, and so on in it, and I wanted to go over the double meanings. So, to start, I asked them, "¿Cómo se dice 'corona' en inglés?" To a student, they all answered, "Beer."
I groaned and dismissed them five minutes early so I could laugh without them seeing me.
He didn't know what to make for lunch. I said, "You have progressive soup in your cabinet." To which he replied, "I knew it was free thinking, but I didn't know it was that liberal!"
I live in a very liberal city, that also has a lot of "right turn only" streets. He loves to say "For a city with so many liberals, you sure hate to turn left". Every. Single. Time
The Loudest Religious group are the atheists
The Loudest Social group are rich white liberals
The Loudest dietary group are the Vegans
Q: How do you know if you've met a Vegan-Atheist-Liberal?
- A: They'll tell you.
A bleeding fart liberal!
This is because they refuse to apply sunscreen liberally.
