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General Lee, I don’t like them, but that one was pretty funny.
The Ottoman Empire
Martin Loofa King
Because some people don’t get it but everyone should
A Civil Serpent
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. > The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."
The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"
…it wasn’t very Thoreau.
the Regrettysburg Address would’ve been just as eloquent.
Because, like most humans, they aspire.
People don't general lee find them funny
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
They're calling it mess-up-a-pot-amaia.
A truss fund baby.
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
The Appopendox!
A chess tournament was hosted in a large hotel. The matches were civil and professional, but the payers would get noisy and brag loudly. It got so bad you could hear it all throughout the lobby Finally the manager shut the whole thing down and tossed all the players out of the hotel. You just can’t have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
...Assad story
Bert and Ernie worked together as daytime radio hosts for over twenty years. They'd traded jokes, played pop music and generally made peoples lives a touch brighter as they trundled to their workplace.
Now though, there was a silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax from civil defense. As licensed broadcasters, they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them that several nuclear missile launches had occured, and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. But what was the point in that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?
Ernie looked up at Bert. Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune, while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio coor, the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.
Bert. always the consummate professional, turned away as the first explosion split the horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt and brushed his hair back. He would meat his fiery death with dignity.
He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"
Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He hugged his companion, released him and studied Bert's face. He saw the closeness they shared, all the long years tying them together, and the strength of their relationship. He took a deep breath, with tears streaming down his cheeks. He spoke in a quiet, broken tone:
"With your eyes, Bert."
general lee marvelous.
They had to March first.
So I applied for a General Grant.
Sue-doku.
but I General Lee don't approve
My response is usually "General Lee"
But they are General Lee easy to make.
The rowmans!
A gated community.
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
starbucks
Because they're people two.
I mean, just generally speaking.
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
He lost his dam mind.
I General Lee don't find them funny at all.
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I don’t find them General Lee funny.
A civil serpant
They're General Lee not funny.
A Civil Serpent.
I don't General Lee find them very funny.
I General Lee don’t find them very funny.
