It's Narnia Business.
Dad: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Narnia business!
Every of them. Buildings can’t jump
Formula won
Some bad laps happened, some worse laps happened, but the last lap was the Verstappen
…but it was no match for the FIA’s Weapon of Masi Destruction!
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Daniel Night-Clark.
They're all Staind...
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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Narnia business
Explains his obsession with relativity.
Plane or helicopter?"
It's called My Left Footloose
The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...
Hehe..
- F1.
He calls himself Ridiclewis.
Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
She's most likely used to Jean Louis
I need to make a banner, and its needs to have a clever use of 'Lewis.'
EX: Star Wars Episode IV: A Lew Hope
To this I responded, "Well, I guess you could say that's Huey Lewis in the News."
Dad: "Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid?" Me: "Yes. Why?" Dad: "He said it has been a long time and he misses you"
I had a dream where CS Lewis is stuffing a lion and a witch into a wardrobe. I asked him what he was doing and he gruffly replied, “It’s narnia business.”
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
Huey dewey lewis and the news
Narnia business...
Some bad laps happened, some worse laps happened, but the last lap was the Verstappen
I need my hip to be square.
Narnia business
its hip to be square
was when they were with Huey Lewis.
But my body is taking it badly.
