Goodbye 20/20.
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
A convexion oven.
Edit: This works a lot better if you spell "oven" correctly in the title...
I wasn't sure I was ready for that, so I asked her if I could start with amateur-gressive lenses first.
My dreams have never been clearer.
At least in my eyes
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
More importantly, did you hear about the guy who got his hand caught in one?
It really made quite the spectacle.
Doesn't he know he's robin us blind?
Do you suppose that he's seeing shit more clearly now?
If only there was a solution.
I was stoked
and optimists see glasses as half full.
I saw right through my problems.
"Is that where the criminal light goes?" - me "uhgggg" - gf
My girlfriend was talking about her contact lenses, she's been having a bit of a problem with them..
Girlf: "One of them is never right"
Me: "That'd be the left one"
Needless to say there was a lot of sighing from her end whilst I glow basked in the moment
My dad has been telling this goddamn joke for as long as I can remember -
It's night and completely dark, the only light that shines on the deserted street comes from a lightpost which stands over the sidewalk. A little mouse is frantically wandering around near the lightpost when he gets interrupted by a bear. The bear is curious and asks the mouse what he is doing. The mouse responds: I'm looking for my lense, it fell out and I can't find it. The bear asks if the mouse needs help and the mouse gladly accepts the offer. "Do you know where you were standing when you lost your lense?" asks the bear. The mouse casually points across the street into the black abyss and says "about there, I guess". The bear is surprised by this answer and asks why the mouse isn't looking over there. With a dumbfound look on his face the mouse looks at the bear and says: "Well yeah, but at least I have some light here."
