My dreams have never been clearer.
At least in my eyes
Do you suppose that he's seeing shit more clearly now?
If only there was a solution.
I saw right through my problems.
I didn’t like the way they made my face look
If you want to sterilize
My girlfriend was talking about her contact lenses, she's been having a bit of a problem with them..
Girlf: "One of them is never right"
Me: "That'd be the left one"
Needless to say there was a lot of sighing from her end whilst I glow basked in the moment
Friend: I've been offered a free trial of contact lenses.
Dad: I prefer glasses. Contact lenses can't hold as much beer.
I wanted to get him contact lenses but they carry a high risk of cat-aracts.
While in basketball during 7th grade, one of my teammates lost one of his contact lenses while going for a layup. Without missing a beat, 7th grade me says, "Wow, I guess this really is a contact sport!" My dad was so proud when I told him about it later.
