A list of puns related to "Lengthens"
Being the picture of grace and agility that I am (not,) I managed to break the middle finger of my left hand and gouge the index finger on my right hand. I work in a public-facing position. My bandages and splint are rather obvious. I am tired of the questions about what happened, so I'm looking for some clever responses. The best I came up with was when my dentist asked, and I told him it was a terrible flossing accident.
Please help.
Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
I asked if he tried to lengthen it.
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