Leap Seconds Puns

A list of puns related to "Leap Seconds"

There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?

There's also leap-frogs.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno..."

Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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