I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each otherβs jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Iβm a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
does Hawii allow loud laughs...
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︎ Feb 03 2021
How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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︎ Nov 02 2020
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Haha made me laugh at my own meme
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Actually made my wife laugh today
My daughter and I were playing with the toy story toys. Bopeep had to see the doctor and I said I don't trust ducky as the doctor. I think he's a quack.
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
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︎ May 06 2020
Haha now laugh
Why did the old man fell into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How does a color laugh?
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
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︎ Sep 14 2020
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
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︎ May 12 2020
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My teacher having a laugh
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didnβt laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Every fall, after all the foliage falls from my trees, the trees suddenly sprout new foliage. It makes me laugh.
I guess I like the comic releaf.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why didnβt my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
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︎ Sep 04 2020
This made me laugh
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︎ May 08 2020
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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︎ Jan 20 2021
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
When visiting Hawaii, you're not allowed to laugh out loud.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I got banned from Hawaii for having a loud laugh
All they accept is a low ha
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︎ Dec 17 2020
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
How do you make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How do you laugh in Hawaii?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Did you know people aren't allowed to laugh out loud in Hawaii?
They are only allowed a low ha.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
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Do Hawaiians laugh out loud?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give it ten tickles (tentacles).
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?
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