9 Hilarious Laudes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

i told my dad i was graduating with Summa Cum Laude

and he said "you're graduating Cumma Matata?"

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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I got a 3.9 GPA at Trump University

in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude

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👤︎ u/wxmatt

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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I had a really great satsuma!

Dad: Would you say it was satsuma cum laude?

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👤︎ u/scardeal

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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What did the Roman prostitute say when her customer was a university professor?

Cum Laude

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👤︎ u/PSUHiker31

📅︎ Jan 25 2018

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Did you guys hear about the geologist who got his Bachelor's Degree?

He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

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👤︎ u/kevingcp

📅︎ Jan 23 2015

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If a volcano gets good grades in college...

...does it graduate magma cum laude?

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👤︎ u/h1ppophagist

📅︎ Sep 08 2012

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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin

📅︎ Mar 13 2014

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Made this one up today, i'm not a father yet but I can't wait to use it when my kids graduate

Works best out loud..

"You know how at most schools student who reach certain GPA's are awarded either Magna cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude or something along those lines? What do the students who get 2.0's get?

Thank the Laude!"

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👤︎ u/Canadian_donut_giver

📅︎ May 08 2014

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Whenever my dad talks about how well his brother and sister did in college...

"Your aunt graduated Magna Cum Laude, your uncle graduated Summa Cum Laude, and I graduated Thank You Laudy"

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👤︎ u/Darthclader

📅︎ Nov 01 2013

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