Lauds Puns

But his bow was the unstrung hero.

and he said "you're graduating Cumma Matata?"

in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude

Dad: Would you say it was satsuma cum laude?

Cum Laude

He graduated Magma Cum Laude.

...does it graduate magma cum laude?

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

Works best out loud..

"You know how at most schools student who reach certain GPA's are awarded either Magna cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude or something along those lines? What do the students who get 2.0's get?

Thank the Laude!"

"Your aunt graduated Magna Cum Laude, your uncle graduated Summa Cum Laude, and I graduated Thank You Laudy"