These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
Kraft Mac & Cheese is glorifying dad jokes for Father's Day
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....
It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head - chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....
Nothing interesting ever happens on Sunday.
It's basically just a glorified weekday...
