Lasik Surgery Puns

A list of puns related to "Lasik Surgery"

Pro tip: wait until next year to get lasik or other corrective eye surgery

so you can have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/sakibug
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the LASIK patient that ended up getting an unexpected two for one discount on their surgery?

It was an eye deal situation

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👤︎ u/PlainPup
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'm going to get LASIK surgery done next year

I'm looking forward to 2020 vision.

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👤︎ u/Dan-Quixote
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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My corneas are not thick enough for a LASIK surgery

"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.

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👤︎ u/MogolianShrimp
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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I had Lasik surgery yesterday

It was an eye opening experience.

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👤︎ u/CaptainMelonHead
📅︎ Jul 04 2015
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I just had Lasik corrective surgery.

During the consultation on Saturday, my nervous wife accompanied me to learn more about the procedure. She got me pretty good when she said it was an "eye-opening experience."

Rest assured I didn't leave her the last word. After the procedure yesterday, I exited the operating room to find her waiting in a crowded lobby. She looked up at me, and I got her back with "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

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👤︎ u/ChrisFRKNRogers
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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