Why are HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lanes considered discriminatory?
They separate the HOVβs from the HOV nots.
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Dad had to stop working on the HOV lanes dig project.
He got carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Mar 19 2023
I can't stand people that can't stay in their lane
I'm sorry, but they crossed a line!
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︎ Oct 31 2022
How should you switch lanes in an emergency?
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underground express lanes
During the Big Dig in Boston, they decided to build express lanes for commuter cars with multiple occupants. Unfortunately, the traffic and the close quarters left many of these commuters dizzy from oxygen deprivation. It became so common that they developed a name for the condition: carpool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Nov 03 2022
Why shouldn't you go bowling with Thor?
Because thunder rolls and lightning strikes!
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︎ Mar 23 2023
We can build highways through mountains, but never an HOV lane...
Because of car pool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Aug 31 2022
I donβt mean to be racist, butβ¦
The 400 meter relay is the best for sure!
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︎ Mar 09 2023
A freeway, an autobahn and a bike lane walk into a bar in a bad part of town
As they are enjoying their drinks a couple of tough guys walk up and try to pick a fight with autobahn because of his accent. Bike lane steps out from behind freeway and fixes them with an icy glare. They apologize and leave the bar. Freeway whispers to the barman, βWhat was that all about?β
βDonβt you know?β Replies the barman, βHeβs a freaking cycle path!β
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︎ Apr 27 2022
Superman can kiss Lois Lane
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︎ Jul 01 2022
Two cats had a swim meet. The first cat, named OneTwoThree, swam in lane one. The second cat, who went by the name UnDeuxTrois, raced in lane two. Who won?
OneTwoThree.
The Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
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Pun request
Looking for help here. I have a friend who is about to be engaged and we want to make a shirt with a funny pun on it for him to wear after he proposes.
His name is Thomas, loves guns and his soon to be fiance's name is Lane. Looking for suggestions that incorporate her name and guns or something gun related!
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︎ Jan 21 2023
OMG, the commute home was awful last night! Ya see, a tractor trailer carry laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
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︎ Aug 04 2021
I heard they're trying to redefine roadkill.
What are they changing it to?
Remains to be seen.
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︎ Jan 26 2023
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
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︎ Jun 26 2022
My dad and his Cadillac Escalade.
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︎ Jan 01 2023
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
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︎ Oct 10 2022
An arrogant man walked into a bar. He used violence to get ahead of the people in line and when he ordered a drink, he took a straw. Everybody in the lane behind him got angry and jumped at him...
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︎ Dec 18 2021
Why do American far right extremists have dry skin?
Because you're supposed to apply lotion liberally
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︎ Dec 28 2022
You know what the word on the street is?
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︎ Dec 16 2022
I know a few bowling jokes...
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︎ Oct 22 2022
my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl?
I said I didn't know he did.
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︎ Sep 15 2022
Why was the stoner in the HOV lane?
Because he was driving a high occupancy vehicle.
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︎ Nov 10 2021
I got pulled over in the carpool lane.
Cop," Where's your passenger?"
Me, "Due to Social Distancing, he's in the car right behind me."
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Which path are you gonna take ?
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︎ Aug 08 2021
Iβm addicted to collecting Beatles albums.
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︎ Jul 05 2022
Lance isnβt a popular male name these days.
But in medieval times, men were named Lance a lot.
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︎ May 23 2022
We've just found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. With that, there comes an enormous amount of responsibility, so I've got a question to ask.
Should I fly first class or second?
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︎ Aug 30 2022
My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I keep a side view mirror attached to my toilet.
For when I want to pass gas.
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︎ Jan 19 2022
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike
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︎ Sep 08 2022
Why do they call the Engineer living at 4th Lane "Robert"?
Because his name was "Robert"
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︎ Apr 16 2021
After so many tries, I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Turns out, it comes in a pair, and travels at 65 mph.
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︎ Jul 16 2022
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
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︎ Feb 04 2022
Why is there such bad traffic around the campus of that school in NOLA?
Probably because they only have two lanes.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
This st or that st?
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︎ May 19 2021
Which lane on the highway is the fastest?
The one youβre not in!
( written by my dad , late 90s)
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I just crashed my car in a lane between two houses -- one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Ball, and one owned by Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Thank god I was dragged out by the Smiths.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
The commute home was awful last night! A tractor trailer that carried laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
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︎ Aug 05 2021
Iβm addicted to collecting The Beatles albums.
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