Lame pun coon for Halloween imgur.com/SkLMfdk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
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A lame pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleredkitten
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Lame Pun Raccoon Visits Vatican City
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hokie_Wartooth
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The very definition of "lame pun coon" (repost of my meme from adviceanimals) m.quickmeme.com/meme/3tzq…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electronicwaffle
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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberplasm
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A lame attempt ... but here it is :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
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uplifting content with lame goat pun lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memoryisnotRAM
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What do you call a lame person who has telepathy?

Telepathetic

Edit: How tf this is my first post that blew over 1k!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowbirb0
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harambememes69
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I'm super proud of this one, no matter how lame it is. imgur.com/sjdHNxs
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Not all math puns are lame...

Just sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMatt88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.

Dad: Is that a fret?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmarkcha117
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2 antennas got married last week. The wedding was kinda lame....

But the reception was amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostMacone
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"Yeah our current employees are pretty lame" - Management
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It's lame, but I still laughed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleLoobyLulu
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My sister and I have to deal with pops constantly joking with lame quips and puns...

You could say /r/dadjokes a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmyganja
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No arms, no legs, all lame

My dad tells these old jokes all the time and acts like it's the first time we've ever heard them each time. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the lake? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under the car? Jack What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mail? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the doorstep? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in stage? Mike And his personal favorite... What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs above the window? Curt n' Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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I am here because I tried to post a lame word play joke in r/jokes, but it was removed

So you might say I was PUNished...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItstheHappyPanda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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My kids keep telling me our over nights in the woods are lame and boring;

But I keep reminding them that camping is in-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBearBar
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Kid asks his dad; "Where did you hear that lame joke?

"Reddit," replies his dad.

"Whatever," replies the kid. "Where did you read that lame joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frannoham
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My son told me the other day "Dad, I'm sick and tired of all your lame ass stupid jokes!"

I said "Hi sick-and-tired-of-all-your-lame-ass-stupid-jokes, I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martinwuff
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made a lame joke about coffee percolators.

Bodum-tishh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris10623
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What do you call a lame boat?

Not a cool vessel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I just have so much thyme on my hands lately that I keep thinking up really lame jokes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adkeyz
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My daughter is 7 and thinks my lame jokes are funny, but I finally made her cringe today.

She was getting ready for a birthday party and comes running in:

Her: "Dad I can't find any socks to wear, and my favorite pair has a hole in it."

Me: "Well don't throw them away you can wear them to church on Sunday."

Her: "Huh, why?"

Me: "Because they're hole-y."

Her: "Uuuuhhh, daaaad."

I feel proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/You-Can-Trust-Me
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Lame Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orangeyf3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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My first lame dad joke, I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed.

My 3 year old daughter recently began to ask questions about everything - before she just went on with our routine.

Today we told her we should go get some lunch. She said "what is lunch?" - as in, "what are we having for lunch?"

I went on to to explain to her what lunch is; at what time it's had, how it is placed in the mouth with utensils, how the food is chewed, etc.

She just stared at me with a blank face of utter confusion. I can't wait until she starts to get these and actually finds them annoying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectManagerAMA
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[Request] Anyone got any jokes about using crutches? All the ones I coming up with are lame.

...But seriously I am looking for jokes about using crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
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A cool job that sounds lame: Building ships for the navy.

You'd be a subcontractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnonymous
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from the ask reddit thread on lame jokes.
  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
  • This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
  • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  • I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Velcro - what a rip off!
  • Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cffff
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Lame joke, popsicle (xpost r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Burn_Cereal
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A lame math joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odesit
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Ahh, it's so lame it made my day.

Me: I think I'll go get some sushi Friend: I'm getting some Pho, wanna come? Me: Phony enouph, I'm not a big phan of Pho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garyphuckingoak
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My dad jokes are so lame...

I wonder, could even a grizzly bear it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerinthians
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said this to my friends daughter. I strive to be a lame dad.

little girl drinking bug juice.

' You know why they call it bug juice?'

' Why?'

' It's got grapes in it.'

she just looked lost... it was priceless. Best visitation of my father's I've ever been to.

edit: fk autocorrect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polemicist82
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡƒΠΆΡ‡ΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luca20
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My dad and I are lame

My mom came home a while ago and said she bought throw blankets. I take one and throw it onto the couch and tell her it works well.

My dad comes back a little while later and he asks about the throw blankets and why we're keeping them. He says we should throw them away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyuLegend
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.

But no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAL9000000
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mp3's are LAME

That was the joke.

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