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Hello everyone!
PL Watch Thread for today’s games.
Everton vs Villa - 0-1 FT
Everton
Jordan Pickford, Mason Holgate, Yerry Mina, Ben Godfrey, Jonjoe Kenny, André Gomes, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Demarai Gray, Andros Townsend, Richarlison, Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
Subs: Seamus Coleman, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Salomón Rondón, Anthony Gordon, Michael Keane, Tyler Onyango, Allan, Asmir Begovic, Lewis Dobbin.
Villa
Emiliano Martínez, Tyrone Mings, Ezri Konsa, Lucas Digne, Matthew Cash, Douglas Luiz, Jacob Ramsey, John McGinn, Ollie Watkins, Philippe Coutinho, Emiliano Buendía.
Subs: Kaine Kesler, Carney Chukwuemeka, Matt Targett, Tim Iroegbunam, Robin Olsen, Ashley Young, Danny Ings, Kortney Hause, Morgan Sanson.
Match Updates :
45+3’- Buendía opens the scoring for Villa
Brentford vs Wolves - 1-2 FT
Brentford
Jonas Lössl, Kristoffer Ajer, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Sergi Canós, Mathias Jensen, Christian Nørgaard, Vitaly Janelt, Rico Henry, Bryan Mbeumo, Ivan Toney
Subs: Álvaro Fernández, Mads Roerslev Rasmussen, Mads Bech Sörensen, Finley Stevens, Shandon Baptiste, Saman Ghoddos, Yoane Wissa, Mads Bidstrup, Marcus Forss
Wolves
José Sá, Max Kilman, Conor Coady, Toti Gomes, Nélson Semedo, Leander Dendoncker, Rúben Neves, João Moutinho, Rayan Aït Nouri, Daniel Podence, Fábio Silva
Subs: John Ruddy, Luke Cundle, Ki-Jana Hoever, Ryan Giles, Bruno Jordão, Fernando Marçal, Francisco Trincão, Chiquinho, Adama Traoré
Match Updates :
Brentford vs Wolves suspended due to drone flying over the stadium
48’- Moutinho opens the scoring for Wolves
71’- Toney equalises for Brentford
78’- Neves provides the lead to Wolves
Leeds vs Newcastle - 0-1 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Pascal Struijk, Diego Llorente, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Luke Ayling, Rodrigo, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Raphinha, Dan James.
Subs: Nohan Kenneh, Liam McCarron, Lewis Bate, Leo Fuhr Hjelde, Kris Moore, Joe Gelhardt, Stuart Mckinstry, Kristoffer Klaesson, Tyler Roberts.
Newcastle
Martin Dúbravka, Fabian Schär, Jamaal Lascelles, Paul Dummett, Kieran Trippier, Jonjo Shelvey, Joelinton, Joe Willock, Chris Wood, Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser.
Subs: Karl Darlow, Jamal Lewis, Jacob Murphy, Dwight Gayle, Ciaran Clark, Miguel Almirón, Jeff Hend
... keep reading on reddit ➡Excerpts from How To Have Impossible Conversations by Boghossian & Lindsay
- Goals: Why are you engaged in this conversation?
- Partnerships: Be partners, not adversaries.
- Rapport: Develop and maintain a good connection.
- Listen: Listen more, talk less.
- Shoot the Messenger: Don't deliver your truth.
- Intentions: People have better intentions than you think.
- Walk Away: Don't push your conversation partner beyond their comfort zone.
Goals
What is your purpose?
People enter into conversations for vastly different reasons. Often, people just wish to talk and connect, but at other times more functional goals are at work. These include any of the following:
- Reaching mutual understanding (parties seek to understand each other's position, but not necessarily to reach agreement).
- Learning from each other (figuring out how other people arrived at their conclusions).
- Finding truth (collaboratively figuring out what's true or correcting mistaken beliefs).
- Intervening (attempting to change someone's beliefs or their methods of forming beliefs).
- Impressing (parties seek to impress a conversational partner or someone who might be watching).
- Yielding to coercion (feeling forced to speak with someone).
In each case, if you first identify your conversational goal(s), then your path will become easier. As yourself, "Why am I having this discussion? What are my goals? What do I want to get out of this?" Your answer might be any one of the instances above, or you might just want to keep your conversation light, friendly, and agreeable.
Partnerships
During the 1970's, [Boghossian's] mentor, Portland State University psychology professor Dr. Frank Wesley, investigated why some US prisoners of war (POWs) defected to North Korea during the Korean War. His research showed that virtually all of the defectors came from a single US training camp. As part of their training, they had been taught that the North Koreans were cruel, heartless barbarians who despised the United States and single-mindedly sought its destruction. But when those POWs were shown kindness by their captors, their initial indoctrination unraveled. They became far more likely to defect than those POWs who either hadn't been told anything about the North Koreans or had been given more neutral accounts of them.
Conversation Partners
The way to change minds, influence people, build relationships, and maintain friendships is through
... keep reading on reddit ➡Marcel Brands joined Everton in May 2018 following a successful stint as the Director of Football at PSV Eindhoven.
A key figure in the ‘forward thinking’ movement of majority owner Farhad Moshiri, he navigated many battles against Moshiri during his tenure (a big one being over Moshiri favouring the Benitez appointment) which ultimately ended in failure this month.
As the Director of Football he was largely responsible – it would be unfair to say fully given the temperament of the ownership – for the transfer dealings and managerial hirings at the club, but how did the 21 first team transfers and 3 managers fare at the club?
Everton fans, feel free to jump in and dispute my rankings. I watch Everton regularly and have been to Goodison a few times lately given that I live closely to the club, so hopefully I align with the thinking of most.
With that being said, lets break it down.
A Rank; Richarlison, Digne, Doucoure, Gray
Lets start at the peak, the very best of the bunch. These are players who have exceeded or met their value and are vital in the composition of the club.
Richarlison – Signed 18/19 – £35 million (all prices from Transfermarkt) – Forward
When signing from Watford, many were skeptical of the price tag surrounding Richarlison but he has met expectations successfully and is now arguably the most important player at the club. Not only is he a proficient scorer, he is adaptable, playing through the centre or wide and providing a strong supporting unit for Dominic Calvert-Lewin, never giving defences a moment of peace.
Edging towards 50 goals for Eevrton, Richarlison had a highly successful off season with Brazil too and should he leave the club in the near future, he is sure to attract a hefty fee which can be reinvested into the side (you would hope).
Lucas Digne – Signed 18/19 – £18 million – Defender
The first of a small handful of players to arrive at Goodison from Barcelona. Having found himself rather out of his depth at the Camp Nou, he hit the ground running with immediate effect in the summer of 2018.
Whilst certainly a proficient defender, working well in a back 4, the main attribute of the left back is his attacking ability. Having provided 20 assists and 6 goals for the club, he has been a worthy replacement for the legendary Leighton Baines and even found his way into multiple French squads, including the one which secured the Nations League title this year.
**Abdoulaye Doucouré – Signed
... keep reading on reddit ➡For my own curiosity I wanted to know who the top players were for each team in the Premier League (Squad sorted by Ability). In the case of a tie, I used the player with the best Potential rating (if there was no standout player I skipped to the next team).
Arsenal: Kieran Tierney / Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang / Bukayo Saka
Aston Villa: Danny Ings / Emiliano Buendía / Leon Bailey
Brentford: Kristoffer Ajer / Bryan Mbeumo
Brighton: Marc Cucurella / Yves Bissouma / Adam Lallana
Burnley: Dwight McNeil
Chelsea: Romelu Lukaku / Edouard Mendy / N'Golo Kanté
Crystal Palace: Odsonne Edouard / Ebere Eze / Tyrick Mitchell
Everton: Lucas Digne / Allan / Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Leeds: Stuart Dallas / Kalvin Phillips / Raphinha
Leicester: Jamie Vardy / Youri Tielemans / Wesley Fofana
Liverpool: Mohamed Salah / Sadio Mané / Virgil van Dijk
Man City: Kevin De Bruyne / Rúben Dias / Ederson / Bernardo Silva / Raheem Sterling
Man Utd: Cristiano Ronaldo / Raphaël Varane / Paul Pogba / Bruno Fernandes
Newcastle: Allan Saint-Maximin / Callum Wilson / Joe Willock
Norwich: Max Aarons / Milot Rashica
Southampton: James Ward-Prowse / Jan Bednarek / Che Adams / Kyle Walker-Peters
Spurs: Harry Kane / Heung-Min Son / Cristian Romero
Watford: Ismaïla Sarr / Moussa Sissoko / Emmanuel Dennis
West Ham: Kurt Zouma / Declan Rice / Tomáš Souček
Wolves: João Moutinho / Rúben Neves
Now time to start a save and see how many I can sign.
P.S: Burnley are rubbish.
Hello Name Nerds! I lurk a lot here and love reading the name lists! For fun, I went through the 2019 Social Security list and found all names with less than 100 boys with any given name. I did my best to take out unusual spellings (for example, I took out Benjamiin, Benjymyn, Byngymyn, and so on). Yes, I am the kind of person who thinks something like that is fun! I was surprised to see just how many names I did find!
Anyways, I’d love to hear your feedback. Which of these names are your favorites? Which would you actually use for a child? Which ones would you consider a guilty pleasure?
If you enjoy this, please let me know and I’ll post a similar list of girls' names!
(other details: I removed “double barrel” names like “Johnpaul,” and most noun names like “Cactus” and “Coyote." I’m sure some made it onto my list accidentally!)
Abdo
Absalom
Aemon
Aesop
Afton
Alain
Albin
Albion
Albus
Aldous
Alfie
Aloysius
Alwin
Amadeus
Amin
Amory
Angelino
Angus
Aragorn
Arcadius
Archibald
Archimedes
Aristotle
Arkham
Armstrong
Arnez
Arno
Arsenio
Art
Arvin
Ashby
Ashley
Ashwin
Athens
Atwood
Auburn
Aurelius
Avett
Azazel
Aziz
Azlan
Bach
Bailor
Baird
Bankston
Bannon
Barnabas
Barlow
Barnaby
Barnes
Barney
Basim
Bartholomew
Basil
Baxter
Beaumont
Becker
Bence
Benjen
Benning
Bennington
Benz
Beorn
Beowulf
Beric
Bernardino
Bolton
Booker
Boris
Bosco
Boyd
Bracken
Braddock
Bradford
Brando
Braulio
Brewer
Brio
Brodrick
Brooklyn
Browning
Burke
Burton
Caio
Calcifer
Calhoun
Candor
Canton
Carbon
Cassiel
Castor
Cato
Cecil
Chesney
Chester
Chilton
Chip
Chiron
Churchill
Clancy
Claude
Claudio
Claudius
Clement
Cletus
Cleveland
Cliff
Cliffton
Clive
Coburn
Collier
Coltrane
Columbus
Conall
Conan
Constantine
Copeland
Corbin
Cormick
Cornelio
Cortland
Corwin
Cosmo
Credence
Crockett
Croix
Cyprian
Cyril
Dace
Danell
Danico
Darby
Dartanian
Daryl
Dashiel
Deckard
Deimos
Dempsey
Denarius
Dennison
Denton
Dermot
Dionisio
Dixon
Dmitri
Dodger
Domingo
Don
Donatello
Dontarius
Draco
Dwight
Earl
Ebon
Edric
Egan
Eldon
Elric
Elton
Emelio
Enzio
Eoin
Eragon
Errol
Escher
Eustace
Etzio
Fabio
Fawkes
Ferdinand
Finnic
Fionn
Fitzgerald
Florencio
Florentino
Florian
Florin
Forbes
Francois
Frey
Fulton
Gable
Galileo
Gallagher
Garfield
Garnet
Garrus
Gaspard
Gatsby
Gaston
Gene
Gilead
Godric
Godwin
Gregor
Griffith
Gri
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
#[Premier League - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Chelsea 2-0 Everton
Match Info:
Date: March 08, 2021
Time: 18:00 (Europe/London)
Venue: Stamford Bridge
Recent form
Chelsea: WDDWWW
Everton: WWWLLD
Lineups:
Chelsea - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Edouard Mendy, César Azpilicueta, Andreas Christensen, Kurt Zouma, Reece James, Jorginho, Mateo Kovačić, Marcos Alonso, Timo Werner, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Kai Havertz
Substitutes: Kepa Arrizabalaga, Thiago Silva, Ben Chilwell, Antonio Rüdiger, N'Golo Kanté, Mason Mount, Christian Pulišić, Hakim Ziyech, Olivier Giroud
Coach: T. Tuchel
Everton - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Jordan Pickford, Mason Holgate, Michael Keane, Ben Godfrey, Alex Iwobi, André Gomes, Allan, Lucas Digne, Gylfi Sigurðsson, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Richarlison
Substitutes: João Virgínia, Harry Tyrer, Niels Nkounkou, Tyler Onyango, Kyle John, Tom Davies, Joshua King, Bernard, Nathan Broadhead
Coach: C. Ancelotti
Match Stats:
| Chelsea | 2 - 0 | Everton |
|---|---|---|
| 65% | Ball Possession | 35% |
| 19 | Total Shots | 7 |
| 9 | Shots On Target | 1 |
| 6 | Shots Off Target | 4 |
| 4 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
| 11 | Shots Inside Box | 2 |
| 8 | Shots Outside Box | 5 |
| 7 | Corner Kicks | 3 |
| 1 | Offsides | 0 |
| 11 | Fouls | 12 |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 8 |
| 702 | Passes | 366 |
| 625 (89%) | Accurate Passes | 296 (81%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
17' Yellow Card for M. Holgate (Everton)
31' GOAL! Scored by B. Godfrey (Chelsea)
50' Yellow Card for L. Digne (Everton)
56' Substitution: T. Davies for A. Iwobi (Everton)
65' Penalty scored by Jorginho (Chelsea)
66' Substitution: M. Mount for C. Hudson-Odoi (Chelsea)
70' Substitution: J. King for G. Sigurðsson (Everton)
76' Substitution: Bernard for André Gomes (Everton)
80' Substitution: N. Kanté for M. Kovačić (Chelsea)
90' Yellow Card for T. Davies (Everton)
90' Substitution: Christian Pulisic for T. Werner (Chelsea)
90' Match whistled off
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And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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