Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys
I mean when was the last time you saw a person eat a monkey
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Would you like to know more?
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I don't know why more people don't have birds as chefs.
Their cooking is impeccable.
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Do you know more Coffe puns? βοΈ
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Aug 18 2022
My wife wanted to know why, after more than 50 years of marriage, I chose now to name all the women that I cheated with.
I said it was because my geriatrician told me that it's time to get my affairs in order.
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Did you know having a certain blood type makes you more optimistic?
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The more you know
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︎ Feb 27 2022
Struggling to know more about the Punjabi religion?
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You know age is more than just a number
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Reworked this one to make it more kid/church-friendly. "Do you know what the cost of Deer belly meat is?"
It's usually under a buck...
Unless you have more doe.
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[Meta] I need help finding more ways to answer my phone to people I obviously know!
Currently when someone calls me (like a wife or kid), and it's obvious I know them or am expecting the call, I still answer: 'Who is this?!' all indignant like.
Are there any other ways I can answer the phone to get some serious groanage?
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Did you know thereβs more planes in the ocean then there is submarines in the sky
Well thatβs Plane to Sea
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︎ Mar 03 2022
Who doesnβt know that there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the air..?
Itβd say itβs pretty plane to sea
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︎ Feb 07 2022
Did you know that looking at the moon can help you think more positively?
Cause you'll be looking at the bright side!
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︎ Sep 21 2021
I don't know which one is more scary
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Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg
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Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoβs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Today I don't have a dad joke for you. I have a dad fact. Did you know humans eat more seeds than birds?
It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?
http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png
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I really want to know more about plants...
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︎ Jan 27 2021
the more you know, eh
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Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.
Wooden U ?
(This post made me think of it.)
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Do you know what's not funny any more?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?
It really puts into perspective that old adage βyou have to spend money to make moneyβ
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Did you know ants which have a little more height, don't have toes?
Because they lack toes in taller ants.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?
Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
You know gaining weight actually makes anything more attractive
Gravitationally attractive that is
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Did you know if you break a mirror you get more mirrors?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
did you know what humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I mean, what was the last time you saw a human eat a monkey
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︎ Dec 14 2022
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
I guess it makes sense, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Jun 11 2022
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Dec 09 2021
Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
Think about it, whenβs the last time you ate a monkey?
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︎ Jun 15 2022
You know humans eat more bananas than monkeys
Think about it, whenβs the last time you saw someone eating a monkey
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︎ Nov 29 2021
Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys.
I mean, when was the last time you saw a person eat a monkey.
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︎ Dec 06 2021
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
-when was the last time you saw people eating monkeys?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?
I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
I don't know of anyone who ate a monkey!!
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