Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys

I mean when was the last time you saw a person eat a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeniorFlyingMango
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Would you like to know more?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentalGymnast4269
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I don't know why more people don't have birds as chefs.

Their cooking is impeccable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmberEnthusiast
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Do you know more Coffe puns? β˜•οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doffinos
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
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My wife wanted to know why, after more than 50 years of marriage, I chose now to name all the women that I cheated with.

I said it was because my geriatrician told me that it's time to get my affairs in order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capoderra
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Did you know having a certain blood type makes you more optimistic?

It’s β€œB positive”.

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The more you know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Struggling to know more about the Punjabi religion?

Sikh help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeatherSlight3242
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2022
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You know age is more than just a number

It’s a word too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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Reworked this one to make it more kid/church-friendly. "Do you know what the cost of Deer belly meat is?"

It's usually under a buck...

Unless you have more doe.

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[Meta] I need help finding more ways to answer my phone to people I obviously know!

Currently when someone calls me (like a wife or kid), and it's obvious I know them or am expecting the call, I still answer: 'Who is this?!' all indignant like.

Are there any other ways I can answer the phone to get some serious groanage?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wafflecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2022
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Did you know there’s more planes in the ocean then there is submarines in the sky

Well that’s Plane to Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComplexLow4430
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2022
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Who doesn’t know that there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the air..?

It’d say it’s pretty plane to sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seekay_salt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2022
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Did you know that looking at the moon can help you think more positively?

Cause you'll be looking at the bright side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DvaLeva
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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I don't know which one is more scary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water

http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?

His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Today I don't have a dad joke for you. I have a dad fact. Did you know humans eat more seeds than birds?

It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?

Paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaaletram
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I used to do these a lot when I was younger? Do you guys know any more so I can share with my kids?

http://i.imgur.com/1XdScio.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlui
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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I really want to know more about plants...

I just haven't botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Everisfunny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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the more you know, eh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acruxeth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?

Zero is even, but every other number is odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeroBobGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.

Wooden U ?

(This post made me think of it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Do you know what's not funny any more?

Retired Clowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Did you know ants which have a little more height, don't have toes?

Because they lack toes in taller ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pranav1326
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?

The Invisible Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/open-up-the-door
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?

Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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You know gaining weight actually makes anything more attractive

Gravitationally attractive that is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueRac
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you know if you break a mirror you get more mirrors?

Let us reflect on this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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did you know what humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I mean, what was the last time you saw a human eat a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldlyAd2194
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Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

I guess it makes sense, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

Think about it, when’s the last time you ate a monkey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhillyMak33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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You know humans eat more bananas than monkeys

Think about it, when’s the last time you saw someone eating a monkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys.

I mean, when was the last time you saw a person eat a monkey.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

-when was the last time you saw people eating monkeys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miserable_guyy
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Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?

Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you know people eat more bananas than monkeys?

I mean, when is the last time you ate a monkey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Young-Grandpa
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Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

I don't know of anyone who ate a monkey!!

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