Taking a car load of kids to amusement park today. One kid screams "Please tell me that's Knott's Berry Farm." ...
I reply, "It's Knott."
Kids in unison "Awww."
So, a rope enters a bar...
Goes with the bartender and says
>"Give me your best beer!"
but the bartender replies
>"Sorry, but we give no service to ropes, please leave this place"
so the rope leaves, and decides to knot itself to be a totally different being.
So the rope goes back with the bartender, and the bartender says
>"Aren't you the rope i just kicked out of here?"
and the rope says:
>"I'm a frayed knott"
Mr. Not
When I was in grade school, we had a field day and I was told to bring some pylons to a teacher I didn't know.
I went up to a male teacher and asked him if he was Mr. Knott and he responded with, "I am Knott".
I was confused by the response for far too long.
