4-Star Recruit This thread will be updated periodically automatically to keep a list of 4/5* recruits and links to /r/CFB posts on their commitments. 5-Star Recruit

2022 4* DB Kamari Ramsey has committed to UCLA

2022 5* safety Sam McCall signs to Florida State

2022 5* QB Drew Allar signs with Penn State

2022 5* DL Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy signs with Texas A&M

2022 4* TE Tony Livingston signs with Florida

2022 4* IOL Qae'shon Sapp signs to Florida State

2022 4* QB Gunner Stockton signs with Georgia

2022 4* S JQ Hardaway commits to Cincinnati

2022 4* RB Nicholas Singleton signs with Penn State

2022 4* LB Jaishawn Barham flips from South Carolina to Maryland

2022 4* TE Donovan Green signs with Texas A&M

2022 4* TE Jake johnson commits to Texas A&M

2022 4* Edge Popeye Williams signs with Louisville

2022 4* RB Branson Robinson signs with Georgia

2022 4* LB Ish Harris signs with Texas A&M

[2022 4* OT Elijah Pritchett commits to Alabama](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/rgyymb/2022_4_ot_elijah_pritchett_commits_t

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Card (at time of posting, in no particular order):

-- Hunter Knott and Rosario Grillo vs The Butcher and The Blade (w/ The Bunny)

-- Mysterious Movado vs Fuego del Sol

-- Angelica Risk vs Jade Cargill

-- Khash vs Shawn Spears

-- Erik and Andrew Lockhart vs 2point0

-- KiLynn King vs Legit Leyla Hirsch

-- Ashley D’Amboise vs Anna Jay

-- Jorah Johl and TH2 vs Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor and Wheeler Yuta (w/ Kris Statlander)

Missing Something?

-- Results from AEW Dynamite (09/08/2021)

-- Results from AEW Rampage (09/10/2021)

-- AEW Dark: Elevation (09/13/2021)

-- AEW Dark (09/07/2021)

-- Being The Elite Episode 273: "Catching Up"

-- Sammy Guevara’s Vlog 337: "AEW All Out 2021 Backstage Vlog"

-- AEW Unrestricted - Fuego del Sol

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

SANFL

FIRST SEMI FINAL

Norwood Redlegs vs. South Adelaide Panthers

Adelaide Oval, Saturday September 18th, 15:15 ACST

NORWOOD

F: Henry Nelligan, Harry Boyd, Josh Richards,

HF: Tristan Binder, Lachlan Pascoe, Samuel Morris

C: Richard Douglas, Matthew Nunn, Nikolaus Rokahr

HB: Jack Heard, Cameron Ball, Declan Hamilton

B: Mitch Wilkins, Cameron Shenton, Jacob Collins

R: Michael Knoll, Jacob Kennerley, Mitch Grigg

INT: Brad McKenzie, Paul Puopolo, Mitchell Cotter, Nick Pedro, Isaac Saywell, Xavier Tranfa

COACH: Jade Rawlings

SOUTH ADELAIDE

F: Joel Cross, Sam Overall, Liam Fitt

HF: Eamon Wilkinson, Alex Cailotto, Nic Schwarz

C: Hayden Sampson, Bryce Gibbs, Jason Horne-Francis

HB: Joseph Haines, Sam Skinner, Anthony Biemans

B: Jake Summerton, Ben Haren, Matt Rose

R: Bailey Griffiths, Matthew Broadbent, Mitch O’Neill

INT: Matthew Roberts, Ben Heaslip, Fraser Turner, Jesse McKinnon, Daniel Nobles, Luke Bogle, Reece Milsom

COACH: Jarrad Wright

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SECOND SEMI FINAL

Glenelg Tigers vs. Woodville-West Torrens Eagles

Adelaide Oval, Saturday September 18th, 19:15 ACST

GLENELG

F: Marlon Motlop, Liam McBean, Darcy Bailey

HF: Lachlan Hosie, Luke Reynolds, Brad Agnew

C: Matthew Allen, Andrew Bradley, Chris Curran

HB: Dylan Landt, Sam Durdin, Alex Martini

B: Michael Virgin, Max Proud, Brodie Newman

R: Jack Hannath, Brett Turner, Matthew Snook

INT: Luke Partington, Jack Yates, Billy Stretch, Reid Kuller, Toby Pink, Brad McCarthy, Will Chandler

COACH: Brett Hand

WOODVILLE-WEST TORRENS

F: Tyson Stengle, Daniel Menzel, Jesse Lonergan

HF: Angus Poole, Jack Hayes, Troy Menzel

C: Kai Pudney, James Tsitas, Kobe Mutch

HB: Matthew Goldsworthy, Luke Thompson, Jimmy Toumpas

B: Luke Beecken, Patrick Giuffreda, Sam Rowland

R: Jarrad Redden, Joseph Sinor, Riley Knight

INT: Jack Firns, Jake Comitogianni, Max Litster, Jake von Bertouch, Ben Jungfer, Clay Cameron, Dane McFarlane

COACH: Jade Sheedy

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Both games live on Channel 7 in South Australia, 7plus for everyone else

Winner of the Second Semi Final advances to the SANFL Grand Final

Loser of the Second Semi Final plays Winner of the First Semi Final

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WAFL

SECOND SEMI FINAL

**Subiaco Lions vs.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

If you couldn't tell, I ended the QBs as recruits thing because conference realignment and it may age like fine wine in the next few weeks. This is its replacement.

This is, well, every incoming transfer for each SEC school (not Oklahoma and Texas). Where they came from will also be presented. I made this to show the "states" of programs, if you will, and to see how they potentially improved their teams.

Alabama

CB Brylan Lanier - Georgia State

LB Henry To'o To'o - Tennessee

P Jack Martin - Troy

WR Jameson Williams - Ohio State

Arkansas

Edge Tre Williams - Houston

DL John Ridgeway - Illinois State

DL Markell Utsey - Missouri

QB Kade Renfro - Ole Miss

OT Ty'kieast Crawford - Charlotte

CB Trent Gordon - Penn State

Auburn

WR Demetris Robertson - Georgia

RB Jordon Ingram - Central Michigan

QB TJ Finley - LSU

DL Marcus Harris - Kansas

S Donovan Kaufman - Vanderbilt

S Bydarrius Knighten - Southeast Missouri State

DL Tony Fair - UAB

CB Dreshun Miller - West Virginia

Edge Andrew Leota - Northwestern

Florida

CB Elijah Blades - Texas A&M

OT Kaleb Boateng - Clemson

CB Jadarrius Perkins - Missouri

K Jace Christmann - Mississippi State

DT Daquan Newkirk - Auburn

DL Antonio Shelton - Penn State

RB Demarkcus Bowman - Clemson

Georgia

TE Arik Gilbert - LSU

CB Derion Kendrick - Clemson

S Tykee Smith - West Virginia

Kentucky

SDE Justice Dingle - Georgia Tech

WR Wan'Dale Robinson - Nebraska

LB Luke Fulton - Michigan State

WR Tre'Von Morgan - Michigan State

OT Dare Rosenthal - LSU

LB Jacquez Jones - Ole Miss

QB Will Levis - Penn State

LSU

S Major Burns - Georgia

LB Mike Jones Jr. - Clemson

Mississippi State

WR Jamire Calvin - Washington State

DL Randy Charlton - UCF

WR Makai Polk - California

CB Jalen Green - Texas

QB Chance Lovertich - South Alabama

QB Jack Abraham - Southern Miss

QB Jack Kristofek - Sam Houston State

Missouri

CB Allie Green - Tulsa

WR Mookie Cooper - Ohio State

CB Akayleb Evans - Tulsa

LB Blaze Alldredge - Rice

IOL EJ Ndoma-Ogar - Oklahoma

Ole Miss

CB Nigel Knott - East Carolina

LB Chance Campbell - Maryland

WR Jahcour Pearson - Western Kentucky

South Carolina

CB Karon Prunty - Kansas

CB Carlins Platel - Assumption College

WR Ahmarean Brown - Georgia Tech

CB David Spaulding - Georgia Southern

OLB Jordan Strachan - Georgia State

QB Jason Brown - Saint Francis PA

WR EJ Jenkins - Saint Francis PA

DT Jahkeem Green - Nebraska

ILB Debo Williams

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.