The National Anthem Puns

A list of puns related to "The National Anthem"

My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"

"Country!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

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👤︎ u/aqua_zesty_man
📅︎ May 30 2020
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I played the Soviet National Anthem next to my window

Now there's an Iron Curtain that I can't tear down!

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👤︎ u/Rhino2115
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call a guy who won’t stand for the National Anthem?

Neil.

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👤︎ u/Macauley_Sulkin
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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I was at a baseball game singing the National Anthem, when a friend leaned over and asked, "What are ramparts?"

I told him "oh you know... horns... hooves..."

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👤︎ u/jjasper123
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?

The National Anthem

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👤︎ u/DrakeVader
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

What’s ET stand for?

The National Anthem

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👤︎ u/RileighR
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Watching Monday Night Football with my dad

The game is being played in Mexico City, the American National Anthem has just been sung, and another singer comes out to sing the Mexican National Anthem...

My dad: "this must be José Can You See?"

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👤︎ u/dsubandbeard
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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What genre is the national anthem?

Country

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👤︎ u/JaggedOnomatomania
📅︎ May 22 2020
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