Knitter Puns

A list of puns related to "Knitter"

Did you hear about the knitters for the 2nd Amendment?

Dont thread on me.

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👤︎ u/protoprf
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Dadjoked my friend while knitting.

I was about a fourth of the way through knitting a scarf, and I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, I'll never finish this by Wednesday...unless....I PULL AN ALL-KNITTER!" She was very disappointed, and I felt ready for fatherhood.

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👤︎ u/Idoliftbro
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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