Kirke Puns

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.

Its called Shatner Knickers.

Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!

Dam it, Jim (Be gentle it’s my cake day)

They both fight Klingons around Uranus.

Because William Shatner

Klingons.

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

He called it Mister Spork.

McCoy says, "What is it, Jim?"

Kirk replies, "I can't stop singing 'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass of Home'. What's wrong with me?"

McCoy doesn't even stand up. "You've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome', Jim."

Kirk looks shaken, "Dear God. Is it rare?"

McCoy smiles, "It's not unusual."

It goes where no man has gone before in search of the dreaded Klingons

Daikon.

He could't Klingon.

That was Spocktacular!!

So I can boldly go where no man has gone before

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

This has been copied from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9309001

He calls them Shatner-pants.

100% genuine dad joke my dad just told me.

Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'

Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '

Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '

Me : ' like who ? '

Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '

And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .

Captains log.

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

1. Star Trek

2. Nailin' The Kelvin

3. Labor Of Love

4. Hella Bar Talk

5. Enterprising Young Men

6. Nero Sighted

7. Nice To Meld You

8. Run And Shoot Offense

9. Does It Still McFly?

10. Nero Death Experience

11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

12. Back From Black

13. That New Car Smell

14. To Boldly Go

15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

3. Sub Prime Directive

4. London Calling

5. Meld-Merized

6. The Kronos Wartet

7. Brigadoom

8. Ship To Ship

9. Earthbound And Down

10. Warp Core Values

11. Buying The Space Farm

12. The San Fran Hustle

13. Kirk Enterprises

14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

1. Logo and Prosper

2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

3. Night on the Yorktown

4. The Dance of the Nebula

5. A Swarm Reception

6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

7. Jaylah Damage

8. In Artifacts as in Life

9. Franklin, My Dear

10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

11. MotorCycles of Relief

12. Mocking Jaylah

13. Crash Decisions

14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

15. Shutdown Happens

16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

17. Par-tay for the Course

18. Star Trek Main Theme

I work at a Birkenstock store and I was talking to my dad about work yesterday.

Him: "I want to invent some really futuristic sandals and I have the perfect name for them: Kirk 'n' Spocks!"

Groan

If James Kirk and Darth Vader went to a club, would that be dancing with the stars?

3! The left ear, the right ear, and his final front-ear.

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A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

3 1 left ear 1 right ear And the final front ear

His left ear, his right ear, and the final front ear.

(A joke that my dad told me years ago)

A left ear, a right ear, and the Final Front-ear!

Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

Her: "How many ears does Captain Kirk have?"

Me: "Uhhhhh, 2?

Her: " No, 3!"

Her: "A left ear..."

Her: "...a right ear..."

Her: "...and a final FRONT EAR!"