He could sense his presents. π
May the 4th be with you!
I was out enjoying a bowl of Pho at my favorite restaurant when suddenly I started choking and coughing loudly. The waiter ran over gave me some water and asked if I was okay. Whenever I could talk again I responded. Thanks I'm fine. Just pho cough.
Still trying to figure out why he punched me.
Turns out he's a bit of a dummy!!
That way, he has kin in the game.
A napKIN!
So that when I die and get cremated, when my kin say, 'Respect must be urned', I would have helped them chuckle a little even after death!
The pump-kin.
A pump-kin.
Every time I look at his bedroom, I would say that he already is
I wonder why it was rolled back?
Did you pump kin?
These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.
The pun-kins
When I would figure something out, or when I would show him that I made a good grade on a something..
"You're so bright. That's why I call you son."
Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the astronaut decided to approach them and make first contact. Upon speaking to them, he found that they called themselves the Jibbles.
The astronaut lived amongst the Jibbles for many years and found that they used a unique series of toe rings as currency.Β Unable to pronounce their word for the currency, he called them ToeKins, chuckling to himself at his pun.
As the years went by, the astronaut learned of a war-like race of Jibbles. They came to his village and raided their supplies. They beat up several of the sweet Jibbles, and they threatened the astronaut. Months of this had the sweet Jibbles exhausted, and the astronaut hatched a plan.
Taking all the gear from his spaceship, he snuck away to the mean Jibbles camp in the night. He met with their leader and offered him his wealth in order to buy a peace between their villages. Seeing the array of technology the astronaut had brought, the chief agreed to his terms. The astronaut asked for a sign of good faith he could show his village when he returned. So the chief removed one of his toe rings, took a knife, and sketched a crude picture of a jibble and the astronaut holding hands. This he gave to the astronaut.
Returning home, the astronaut declared that there was now peace amongst their villages! The Jibbles drank and made merry and everyone wanted to see the gift from the other tribe. Late that night, when everyone had gone to sleep drunk, the mean Jibbles snuck into camp and killed them all. Turning over the astronauts corpse, they found they couldn't remove the ring from his hand.
And that's why you shouldn't trust non-fun-Jibble-toekins.
A: They both pump-kin.
They pump kin.
I suppose that makes us pun-kin.
They have no force kin
A meanderthal.
Craaaaaaawling in my kin. . .
One sea turtle helped salvage his entire species by fathering over 300 kin. Afterwards, a young turtle approached him and asked, "Dad?"
He responded, "Probably."
She is my spunsor.
He heard it had great circulation.
Btw can we start a trend of holloween dad jokes for the coming month? Plus I'd love to hear some pumpkin puns.
Pump kins
A pun-kin pie
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
Been hearing that gem from my dad for 25+ years.
Told me it was is βbay kinββ¦
Nap-kin
A "Plump-kin"
Thereβs more than one way to Scat a Kin.
Note: couldnβt crosspost from r/dadjokes. Just reposted my own post...
Pump kin
Your Pump-Kin.
A nap-kin.
Pump Kins
"Utah kin to me?"
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
Pump kin
Pump kin.
The Nap-kin.
Thereβs more than one way to Scat a Kin.
They pump kin.
