Kern's Puns

A list of puns related to "Kern's"

All the best scales are tare-able, just like this joke.
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👤︎ u/jacobodman
📅︎ Nov 06 2022
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Not my dad but hilarious nonetheless

So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.

So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod

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👤︎ u/kappas
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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