What do you call a male version of a βKarenβ? Kenβ¦Kurtβ¦Karl?
Nah: Kelvin. Because heβs an absolute zero.
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What do you call a Kenny G. impersonator?
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︎ Feb 06 2022
My son said Barbies are not for boys
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︎ Feb 21 2022
When Barbie called Ken his bro...
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia?
She heard about all the Ken gurus
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︎ Jan 29 2022
Why did Ken shrink his street fighting friend's blue box?
He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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Ken, Chicken
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Why did Barbie never had any kids....?
Because Ken came in another box....
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Mu friend Ken fell out of my window on the second floor the same day he had a little sister...
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:
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︎ Oct 16 2018
My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
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︎ Feb 06 2014
I have a sheep called Ken
His girlfriend is baa-bie
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︎ May 11 2018
Ken goes to the egg factory
A guy name Ken is late for his work at the Egg Factory.
As he was running to work, he steps on yellow wet paint and it got all over his shoes and pants.
He thought about going back home, but he trudged on.
Then as he walked by a building a bucket of red paint spilled all over his hair.
His hair was all red and thought about going back home, but he kept on going.
Finally, he just needed to cross the street to get to work, but suddenly two trucks, one carrying glue and one carrying feathers, crashed into one another and it got all over Ken.
He couldn't go home now since he just needed to cross the street to get to work, and so he did.
As he went through the sliding doors, his boss said to him
"Gee Ken! Your'e late for work!"
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︎ May 09 2018
Why does Ken feel so hot?
Heβs waiting in a Barbie queue.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
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︎ May 07 2018
How race is Ken bone?
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︎ Oct 17 2016
You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?
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︎ Aug 14 2018
After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesnβt make a pregnant Barbie.
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
A Russian Nesting doll and a Barbie doll were having an argument about Ken, who they both liked.
The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."
Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."
And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.
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︎ Nov 09 2016
My daughter: Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Daughter: Say that four times fast.
Me: THAT-THAT-THAT-THAT
Daughter: groan
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︎ Aug 07 2016
Ken M visits an expansive bar (image)
https://i.imgur.com/xEn5n7D.jpg
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︎ Oct 26 2015
Naming My Son Ken - Dad Joke
Iβm going to name my child Ken so when he gets to the age where he starts asking questions like βdo you know how toβ¦β I can say, with a smirk on my face, βHa do Kenβ
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︎ Jul 17 2015
Dad Joke on Ken Block
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︎ Jan 28 2014
Why donβt we have pregnant barbies?
Because ken came in a different box...
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My daughter acted as if she didn't enjoy this one, but I KNOW she did...
http://i.imgur.com/xTjEZNI.jpg
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︎ Oct 17 2016
Why are we calling her Barbie...
When we can call her chick-ken?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
βI have a split personality,β said Tom, being Frank.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
My girlfriend was running her fingers through my chest hair and says...
"I love that you are hairy".
I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"
She hit me, she actually hit me for that.
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︎ Jan 19 2016
My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.
I said "You Ken if you want to."
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star
Friend: No you can't
Me: Shur I ken
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I asked my daughter why she cut all her barbies in half. . .
She replied in an unexpected country accent, "I'm dolly partin'!"
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My wife asked if I could go one day without mentioning ninjas.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
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︎ Oct 14 2017
Why does the monk βBrother Kennethβ always need fixing?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What did the chicken say to james bond?
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︎ May 16 2019
What did the foot earn for coming first in the running competition?
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︎ Feb 02 2019
A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond
'What's your name?' Asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.
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︎ Apr 03 2018
What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Can you perform a spinning dragon uppercut
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Dad's really proud of this one. "What do you call a group of barbies lining up for a sausage?"
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︎ Dec 27 2014
I'm a prosecutor, and we had our morning meeting, and I was asked to leave over this one
1: "The fight was in the kitchen area at the restaurant between the bus boy and the dish washer."
Me:" Who is the defendant? "
1: "The dish washer. "
Me: " Is it the State v. Ken More? (Kenmore)"
2: "Get out."
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What did Ryu say to Ken when he asked to come over?
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︎ Jul 10 2015
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.
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