Katydid Puns

A list of puns related to "Katydid"

I’ll just leaf this here, like katydid
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👤︎ u/lapret
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?

Because they're in sects.

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👤︎ u/GIGAR
📅︎ May 16 2017
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The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"

Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."

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👤︎ u/Jon-Osterman
📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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Cookie orders came in today

Younger brother, who is in the school band, got his cookie orders in and was going over the list.

Brother: Ok, oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, katydids,

Dad: Don't forget the katydonts!

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👤︎ u/nsmh11
📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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