Dadjoked at an NHL game

My girlfriend and I are at an NHL game the other night and an add comes on the jumbotron for a ladder company, claiming to be the worldwide leader in ladders.

GF: "How does a company become the 'worldwide leader' of ladders?"

Random guy sitting beside us: "One step at a time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecondPeriodStout
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.

I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lrnrae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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