Jewish people are so strong

Muscle tough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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A lot of people won't wear a shirt with a Jewish lampstand printed on it.

I, however, am in the Menorah tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeatingHades
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Some people say no way when I tell them I'm Jewish

Yahweh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhumphreys22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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How did the Jewish people learn the Ten Commandments?

Through OsMoses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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What do Jewish people throw when they riot?

Mazel tov cocktails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LlamaFace10
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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Here's one fresh from today: (as I'm eating a bagel) How do Jewish people keep their bagels safe?

They put lox on them. Badum-tsss...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snophie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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My friend told me he was Jewish.

I was like, β€œNo way!” And he was like, β€œYahweh.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...

I'm drinking if you're buying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchrubfeels
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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My dad just sent me this Jewish dad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ithinktherefore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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A classic groaner

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.

The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hometown45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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Seriously, guys...

People have got to stop making Nazi puns. They're offensive, Anne Frankly, in terms of humor, they're usually Hitler miss at best. I can just Nazi why you even make them. They'll Holocaust you a Jewish friend someday. We should all just do the Reich thing and stop it... Still... I guess I don't want to stop Jew while you're having so much fun... What the Heil, I'll just sit back in Mein Kampfy chair and watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBlackDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2011
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Who led the Jewish people through a semi permeable membrane?

Os-Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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