Java Programming Puns

A list of puns related to "Java Programming"

My Dad dropped his phone in a cup of coffee...

After a stunned silence...

"At least it runs Java now."

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👤︎ u/Durangokid97
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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Got a pen from Starbucks

but it only writes in Javascript

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Jan 15 2017
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The exam I just took had a bonus question.

It asked for a pick-up line using topics from our class (Programming Languages). Here's what I wrote:

>Smalltalk is nice, but how about a date over a nice cup of Java?

^My ^first ^dad ^joke! ^^I'm ^^so ^^proud ^^of ^^myself

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👤︎ u/blazingarpeggio
📅︎ Sep 23 2014
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What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern?

One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs

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👤︎ u/nobadabing
📅︎ May 22 2017
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